What's that film called....? What Women Want.....?

This week i have come to conclusion that the women in this group completely believe us males to be from the neolithic times and slightly falling towards the neanderthal end of the progression chart of the development of "MAN" after all was it not once said "one small step for MAN, one giant leap for MANKIND" notice how there was no mention of women in that statement, i know there are those of you who will be all pedantic about it and will want to tell me there is the word (man) in (woman) but frankly i believe you are just grabbing at straws!

Here is a list of things that are supposedly able to impress a woman:


•Compliment her
•respect her
•honour her
•cuddle her
•kiss her
•caress her
•love her
•stroke her
•tease her
•comfort her
•protect her
•spend money on her
•wine and dine her
•buy things for her
•listen to her
•care for her
•stand by her
•support her
•hold her
•go to the ends of the Earth for her.


This was the list to impress a man:

•Show up naked
•Bring food

There area few things i would like to add to the male list and they are as follows:

• Watch Match Of The Day on Saturday and Sunday Nights
• Laugh if he says something even she does not think its funny
• Also don't talk to him because silence is Golden
• Compliment him,he has feelings too!

Advertising to the different sexes has become a multi billion pound fragment of getting the product to the specific genders, with adverts of epic proportions such as the new channel advert with Nicole Kidman in just hit the emotions of the females, the advert seems to touch on all emotions from lucky breaks for the guy and heart breaks for the pair of them i have added the full video for you to have a look at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfoMbir_Qd4

It is now pivotal that advertisers and marketers take into consideration the most effective ways to reach their target audience whether they are male or female.
Do males care about the heart string emotional adverts? Do they put there hands in their pockets and donate Cash? Do they even pay attention to them? the answer from me personally is NO!!

Females tend to have an easier barrier to break down when it comes to empathy what ever that is........? Females have been found to donate more money to charities than the males as it would seem the charitable organisations have found what they can use to attract the loose change in the bottom of women's bags there is research that actually proves this with thanks to Natasha for the link....
It was also found that women prefer strong colours and evocative images, whereas images were unimportant to males and the use of colours did not generate much interest...
It was also found that women prefer strong colours and evocative images, whereas images were unimportant to males and the use of colours did not generate much interest, this refers to one of my earlier posts which is entitled "can you really remember...what you saw on tele or in a magazine?" have a look if you have not already. Some adverts have become slightly aspirational

I have added some links to show just what i mean, but before you disappear into that sworded world of You Tube let me just say that there are some men out there who are willing to do their bit........in bed that is..........enjoy the videos.
(some of the adverts shown may not be suitable for children under the age of 21)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b1Y1CrNWgU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dElUq3xoikQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG96exYFj7w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtLp4dzC5wQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4L3bm6m3KQ